PRETTY FLY (FOR A WHITE GUY)
You know its kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isnt cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
So dont debate, a player straight
You know he really doesnt get it anyway
Hes gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you dont rate, just overcompensate
At least youll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
So do that brand new thing
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didnt have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
Theyre gonna kick his lily ass
Now hes getting a tattoo
Hes gettin ink done
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say hes trying too hard
And hes not quite hip
But in his own mind
Hes the dopest trip
So dont debate, a player straight
You know he really doesnt get it anyway
Hes gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you dont rate, just overcompensate
At least youll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
So lets get some more wannabes
And do that brand new thing
Just to get along today
Our subject isnt cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial
So dont debate, a player straight
You know he really doesnt get it anyway
Hes gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you dont rate, just overcompensate
At least youll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
So do that brand new thing
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didnt have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
Theyre gonna kick his lily ass
Now hes getting a tattoo
Hes gettin ink done
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say hes trying too hard
And hes not quite hip
But in his own mind
Hes the dopest trip
So dont debate, a player straight
You know he really doesnt get it anyway
Hes gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you dont rate, just overcompensate
At least youll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
So lets get some more wannabes
And do that brand new thing
