Fake streets hats
If you don't like what's going down you need to change something round and what you can'...
Pranging out
I get back from tour and suddenly it doesn't seem like much fun to be off my face at quarter to 11am...
The hardest way to make an easy living
I need something in my life to straighten me out Let's rent this shed, we'll do vocals in the ...
Memento mori
Ah, what was the question Oh yeah, momento mori It means remember it's inevitable that w...
When you wasnīt famous
Ahhh see... Right see the thing that's got it all f*cked up now is camera-phones. How the hell...
War of the sexes
I dream that one day i'll have a child And that child will say to me "dad, what was war?" &nbs...
Never went to church
Two great European narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity, I know which one I prefer ...
Hotel expressionism
The fine art of hotel expressionism And the sentiment with the kettlent condiments Compo...
All goes out the window
Can you blatantly say looking straight in her face That you aren't telling tales to her.  ...
Two nations
Two nations divided By a common language And about two hundred years of new songs and da...
Canīt con an honest john
Using the following, I'm going to show you: A) How to con someone using their own greed...
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